Cutter has this weird thing that he likes to do with empty bottles of water. He likes to unscrew the cap.
So when I got home on Saturday from work I flipped him my empty Dasani bottle and he went at it.
Then I stopped and said, You’re too fucking weird, dude. Why do you do that?
And Cutter paused and said, ‘Cause it’s a challenge and I think I like challenges.
So I pulled the Dasani bottle away from him and spun the cap off with my teeth, screwed the cap back on, and said-some challenge.
Cutter looked at me like I was a turd and said- well, of course it’s easy for you dickhead, you’ve got FINGERS. Try it with these he said wiggling his paws.
So I picked the empty bottle up again and cradled it between my forearms and worked and unscrewed the top. It was harder, but not THAT hard. Honestly? I don’t know why I get sucked into Cutter’s universe, but I do.
I put the top back on again and flipped it to him again. Big deal I said.
Cutter cocked his head like he always does when he’s thinking big thoughts and then he said- maybe I just like the crackly sound it makes when I chew on it.
I walked away.
The funny and sad thing about this is, I can so relate. If you know cutter , you could also go to Cutter ‘s Universe; which is a most interesting place. Can’t wait for the week of the 4th to spend with our favorite people.
We love and miss you all!!!!
And Cutter and Tug can’t wait, ’cause they’re all like, shit, dude, there’s not ENOUGH blondness ’round here.
You have the coolest dogs ever.
I know. And they talk.
Hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! Love that.