Shades.

I don’t get it.

I really don’t understand why women, especially really good-looking women take all the time to get made up, get their hair done, and dress really smokin’ hot, and then cover up their faces with huge welder style goggles.

Call me stupid, call me out a tune with fashion, call me dickhead.

But.

Honestly? The gigantic total tint face obscuring windshields are like beach-chic burqas if you ask me and I don’t know if the pretty women and girls are hiding or maybe just craving anonymity in a world where no one knows them to begin with or what.

But maybe I’m being too harsh, too misunderstanding, too loser-like, too not-in-touch. Hey, it’s not like I haven’t been accused of that before in the past, trust me.

So.

Whatever. Like I’m some kinda fount of fashion?

But, while we’re on the subject, check this- Why is it black guys ALWAYS look cool in their shades?

I think Miss Carol would have his child.