I wrote and re-wrote the stupid Christmas letter that we send out each year, refining it, making it flow, making it something that I didn’t want to just ball up and throw in the trash.
When Miss Carol read the final iteration last night she looked at me and said-
“Is this different from what you wrote before”?
So.
How about some bikinis instead?
Merry Christmas.
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I’m betting if you added bikini’s to the newsletter the male readership increased this year.
Merry Christmas to you, Miss Carol and the boys…hope it is a good one.
Merry Christmas to you and yours. I hope it’s a happy holiday.