It appears Global Warming will be sweeping through our island again. According to the weather reports, we will have SNOW tonight. And SNOW tomorrow. And SNOW tomorrow night.
Did I mention it’s supposed to effing SNOW? Little frozen white fluffy reminders of my hellish childhood.
Being southern born and bred but forced to live with my family as a youngun’ on the Canadian border I am horribly snow scarred. Having lived at the beach for decades and centuries I’ve become grudgingly accustomed to the crispy cold nor’easters but SNOW is a hole nother thing. And I’m not likin’ it one bit.
I told Miss Carol to start packing but she just giggles and tells me to stop it.
Woah woah woah snow is waaaaaay better than frigid cold. Let’s not get a little crazy here. I don’t mind the cold so much when the ground is all white and pretty and powdery. Plus, my dog goes apeshit for snow. It’s hilarious, and a welcome entertainment to the winter dreariness.