I know. I KNOW. I’m being lazy.
Uno-Thumbellina. It’s been nearly a year since I donned a thumb ring and the response is constantly varied and uber interesting. Guys treat me like I’m gay and chicks just seem to wonder. My favorite little sister-in-law says they’re everywhere in Cali, but in Va Beach I seem to be alone.
Dos- Little House of Horrors.
It doesn’t look like much but trust me, this represents not only two weekends worth of work but more importantly my triumph over THE MAN.
Tres- Tug and Anchor. I was walking the boys tonight and an old friend appeared out of the darkness walking his dog. We’ll call him Jay. Jay was highly intoxicated ’cause that’s what happens down here with all the salt air and what not and at one point he pointed to the boys and said Tug and Anchor, right? I chuckled and told him no, but I thought Anchor was a pretty cool name.
Jay left, staggering home and Cutter stopped in his tracks, peering up at me. Don’t even think about, he said. Anchor is a sucky name, he said.
Quatro- Belinda.
This is Belinda, my new BFF, my new MacBook Air. I love her, she is slim and sexy and I long to caress her daily.
Cinco- Global warming. Am I really talking about the weather? I am. It’s January and even though today was cold and windy the rest of the week is supposed to be in the 50’s and 60’s.
I LOVE Global Warming.
oceandoggy.com 
–>It was 27F when my remote start went on this a.m. and tomorrow we’ll be in the upper 60s. Yes, I like global warming just fine in the winter months.
Isn’t it weird that car stuff only breaks down when it’s cold or rainy or snowy or all of the above?
The temperamental shits won’t ever do that on a warm cloudless spring day when you have time to deal with it.