Cutter and Tug turn six today.
That means they’re 42 years old in human years and somehow went from little fluffy puppies to hardened adults in less time then it takes me to have to renew my drivers license.
The other day I hooked them up and walked outside without looking and some people we know were coming around the corner on their walk with their little perfectly trained one-year old black Lab.
As soon as I opened the door Cutter and Tug saw her and they surged, yanking me outside and they were all like- LOOK ROR ITS A DOG, A DOG, LOOK, LOOKIE, LOOK LET’S GO MEET C’MON going ballistically hopping and tail walking and the folks with the little black lab stopped, sighing mightily, and the little black lab, all obedient-like cowered and laid down on the road watching warily our approaching retards.
So I got dragged over to meet everybody ’cause gosh IT’S A DOG, DUDE, C’MON C’MON!!! and I could see the folks with the really good obedient dog weren’t real happy with the Cutter and Tug rape.
I apologized, and pulled my dickheads away, and got Cutter and Tug headed in the right direction, with them marching me up the road trying to dislocate things on me or maybe pull me down and road rash me, and me just trying to hold on between the sudden surges to get to a new smell and and the abrupt stops- DAMN DUDE I DON’T REMEMBER PEEING ON THAT.
But as they herky-jerked me around I was grinning.
‘Cause honestly? Yeah they can be a pain in the ass but I wouldn’t trade an ounce of their personality and attitude for a pound of the slovenly obedience of that other dog. In fact I kinda felt sorry for it. It’s gotta be hard to be that good ALL the time.
But then again, I do love them the best when they’re asleep.
Happy Birthday buds.
Awesome story – my hounds are like Cutter and Tug! Great photo! Happy birthday guys.
They’re my little bolts of muscle, trying and testing me.
But I love them endlessly.
Agreed…would much rather have your guys too! Happy Birthday Boys!
um. You want them?
I’d pack the truck tomorrow but Miss Carol would kill me and my heart would break with the loneliness of no more hot dog breath in my face when I’m trying to sleep.
They’re turds, but they’re our turds.
Are dogs the best, or what?
That is tooo flippin funny!!! Happy Birthday to the awesome bros… 🙂