Pee Pee Dance.

Twice a day, everyday, when I walk the boys, it’s not enough that they have to pee on every scent, on every plant, bush, rock, and mailbox, on every garbage can, and on every little kid standing still that we happen to come across on the same one mile loop we ALWAYS walk.

No way.

That ain’t near enough. They gotta top the yellow stream with the pee pee dance-its like it’s their end-zone celebration- their slamming the ball down and dancing off, hip-hoppin’ sideways to the roaring crowds.

This is how it goes-

They snuffle up something worth peeing on which is anything and everything and then they lift opposing legs and pee on each other and then, while they’re reveling in the warm gift they’ve given each other, they happily root?, or rut?

They both become furry little rototillers, churning up the grass and sand and dirt and hurling it back behind them in huge clumps.

It’d be cute if they did it once every now and again.

But they have to do it EVERY time they pee- which is like every ten feet?

I don’t get it- is it because they still have their dangly bits?

4 responses to “Pee Pee Dance.

  1. I don’t think the danglies have anything to do with it….my dog use to do the same thing and his danglies had been removed ~ or whatever it is they do. This is gonna sound weird, but this really made me smile….my dog has been gone for 11 years and after I read this, I could remember vividly his pee pee dance. Sometimes he would even bark a bit when he was done, kind of like announcing to the neighborhood dogs he had been out “dancing”. There are times when I would love to go back in time cause what I wouldn’t give to see him do it one more time. Funny how you miss them so much even after many years. Thanks for the memories today!

  2. well… the whole dance thing and peein’ on each OTHER IS kind odd… but lots of dogs pee on every little thing like that – specially when they get old. SO annoying and takes FOR-EV-ER which is why as much as I love dogs, after my last one passed I got a cat. Yeah great… cats have litter box issues too ::sigh:: đŸ™‚

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