Once again this year we had absolutely no trick-or-treaters. Nada. Zip. Zero.
I’m not quite sure why but I have my theories:
-maybe it was the appealing candy layout (my fault, not Carol’s-she was napping)
-maybe it was the blurry dog
-maybe it was the darkened house and closed drapes (did I mention Carol was napping?)
-maybe it was because we are surrounded by empty rental homes so it looks like no one is home in the darkened house with the closed drapes.
-maybe it was the barbed wire and concertina tape that I put up (after I was sure Carol was napping)
-maybe it was the covering fire that I laid down from the machine gun nest mounted on the deck (Carol can sleep through ANYTHING)
Maybe it was all those things and maybe more.
But whatever the reason, I win again- Butterfinger and Snicker sandwiches for me.