Not so good.

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Today is Touron Hell.

All the Mister and Missus Tourons and all the Tiny Touron Trolls are gonna be stuck inside their Touron bungalows staring at one another and trying to figure out how to salvage vacation while fighting the rising panic that they have made a huge error. We have a cold front rolling through and the forecast is for blustery, chilly, wet weather until- you guessed it- the end of the week.

It’s all adding up to a not so good vacation at the beach for the cheapo Tourons trying to score a reduced rate holiday by coming down during the shoulder season instead of during the summer like everybody else. 

I know it makes me a small, hateful, person but it makes me giggle.

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